that got a flat tire on his bmw/merc/porsche/exotic and just drove it the rest of the way to the office on the flat, wrecking the wheel. Called a tow truck and had it taken care of. His point was that he would make more in the time he saved by wasting the wheel than replacing the wheel would cost.
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